The Gila Monster

After Jackson dumped the cats' water bowl over for the umpteenth time this week...

Mommy: "Oh Jack! You are such a gila monster!!"
Kaylyn: "Why is Jack a gila?"
Mommy: "Oh, because he dumped the water bowl over."
Kaylyn: "He dumped the cats' water again? All of it?"
Mommy: "Yes, the whole bowl of water."
Kaylyn: "Jack -- you're a BAD GILA!!! I'm not a gila. I'm a princess."