leaving the house...
Mommy: "Ok, we're ready to go!"
Kaylyn: "Let's rock and roll!"
Daddy: "I have to use the bathroom."
Mommy: What?! I need to use the bathroom too!"
Kaylyn (in a sad voice): "Poor Mommy...Mommy wanted to use the bathroom, but Daddy got there first. Now Mommy has to wait..."
changing Kaylyn's diaper
Mommy: "Oh, just a small poop..."
Daddy: "Really? It sure smelled bad."
Mommy: "Nope. Just a small poop with a powerful punch!"
Kaylyn: "You can say that again."
talking about people's names...
Mommy: "What's Poppa's name?"
Kaylyn: "The Troll."
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