The Many Faces of Kaylyn

The Contemplator

Kaylyn: "Mommy, why is that truck carrying all those cars?"
Mommy: "Well, those are new cars, and that truck is taking them to a dealership so people can buy them."
Kaylyn: "But how do they get them down?"


The Rule Maker

Kaylyn: "Mommy, I need some milk."
Mommy: "Well, where is your sippy cup? I'll get you some."
Kaylyn: "I don't know. But here's Jack's. I'll drink his. And those are my rules."


The Faker

Kaylyn: "Mommy, I need you to take my temperature."
Mommy: "Oh yeah?"
Kaylyn: "Yeah, cuz I'm sick. *cough cough* See?"


The Cheater

Mommy: "Let's race!"
Kaylyn: "Ok!"
Mommy: "Ready, set, go!"
Kaylyn: "I win!"
Mommy: "What do you mean YOU win?! I got here first!"
Kaylyn: "You cheated, so I win!!"