Kaylyn: "Mommy, can I have a cinnamon roll for breakfast?"
Mommy: "Nooo...I think I'll give you PEAS for breakfast!"
Kaylyn (laughing): "Liar liar pants on fire!"
Kaylyn: "I want my Grammy!"
Mommy: "Well, what am I? Chopped liver?"
Kaylyn: "No! I love you and Grammy!"
Mommy: "But you said you wanted Grammy?"
Kaylyn: "Well, I want Grammy this time. I'll want you next time."
Jack put a crayon down one of the furnace vents...
Kaylyn: "Mommy! Mommy! Jack put a crayon down the knuckerhole!"
(Definition of Knuckerhole: a bottomless watery hole inhabited by a fearsome dragon)
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