Kaylyn: "Mom, did you know that Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood are neighbors?"
Me: "No, I didn't know that."
Kaylyn: "Yeah, they're best friends. They go to high school together."
Me: "Kaylyn, I love you."
Kaylyn: "I love you too Dad."
Me: "What?!?"
Kaylyn: "I MEAN MOM!! I love you MOM! I got your names confused, you guys look so much alike!"
After Kaylyn drank all of my juice...
Me: "Hey, who do you think you are?!?"
Kaylyn: "A thief!"
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